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| Ladies and Gentlemen, what you've all been waiting for. The revealing of the REAL Spider-man? Thats right, Spiderman isn't a man at all, well I believe she may be a man but we may never know. Anyways, take a close look, yep your right, its Janet Reno. Believe it or not she can still get around at the age of 156. I know I was shocked when I saw this but there has been stranger things, ........... well maybe not.
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| By now I'm sure you have all seen the photos floating around of Spiderman and the Man pretending to be him. But I ask you this. Would the real spiderman reveal himself for the world to see? As a matter of fact he has, but it's not who we all may be thinking. COMING SOON are the exclusive photos of the REAL Spiderman.
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| So I have some news about the office dullard:
All of the stories I've ever heard from her DO have some truth to them. Not much, but some. For example, a while back I told you the story about how an unmarked van drove up in front of her house and dropped off a dead body. I also said how there was never anything about it in the news. Well yesterday we had someone on the inside tell us the truth about this and other stories.
The TRUTH:
There was some noise behind their house one morning and they saw a car leaving the alley behind their house. They saw something laying on the ground and called the police because they wern't sure what was going on. Later before the police got there some drunk guy that had been passed out in the alley finally woke up and walked away. So much for a dead body being dropped off.
So we have come to believe that their is some truth to all of her outrageous stories but she likes to "spice" them up a bit.
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| Well I'm finally back and now married. Makes you feel pretty old thats for sure but it has its advantages. The wedding went really well except the pastor calling me Jason and saying I was the wife, but other than that it went really well. Actually it was really funny and everyone got a good laugh out of it so hopefully it wasn't to boring for everyone. The reception was a lot of fun too. Didn't get to see and talk to everyone that i would have liked to but you'll have that. We went on our honeymoon to Myrtle Beach which was a lot of fun. The weather wasnt' the greatest but we got to do alot of other things like play some mini-golf at this HUGE course, race go karts, do a little shopping, went to the Ripleys museum, swam in the ocean, and ate at THE best resaurant I have ever been to. It was called the Carolina Roadhouse and the food was amazing. It blows away anything around here even the expensive places like Lasalle Grill. We had a great time but its good to be back. Work seems to be about the same. We had someone cuss out the boss while i was gone, get fired and came back the next day appologized and got his job back. And yesterday had another person put in their 2 weeks but we'll see how long that lasts. So yea things havn't changed much around here. It was good to see everyone on the 4th. We'll have to all get together again real soon. | | |
| With all the stress of work, school, moving, and everything else thats been going on I think its time to relax. Let your imagination go wild, (but not to wild).
IF YOU HAD A 5 MILLION DOLLARS TO SPEND "ON YOURSELF"; (WHICH MEANS, NO INVESTING - DAN, NO CHARITYS, STUFF LIKE THAT), WHAT WOULD YOU SPEND IT ON?
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